Friday, January 13, 2023

Sprung season 2 pitch

Overview, after being released from jail early due to the COVID pandemic Jack finds himself in a house full of criminals and reluctant helps them pull off a succesful bank robbery. Each went their separate ways with their half a million dollars. 

This season Jack finds himself locked back up in Jail but this time it wasn't his doing but a bribed judge and his soon-to-be ex-wife that put him there.

Jack buys his parents a beautiful house with a view, starts teaching and the next summer loses his dad in accident but pops was doing something he loved (chocking on food, covid, dementia, insert idea). After another year of teaching he decides to take his mom on a vacation but she finds out she's sick right before so they sell the big house and spend the money making up for the 26 years they missed together. Everyday is one of their birthdays, mother's day, Christmas, graduation, and they celebrate big (insert awkward photo ideas here) he has the fullest year of life since he left cambdon county and his mother passes happily. He's all out of money substitute teaching with his teacher bestie (see dad from Life in pieces) looking for a full time job when he matches with Joy on an online dating service finding in person dating difficult and no one talks on the phone anymore. He's seen Barb catfishes (and just learned that word) so he saves up to fly out and meet her. She only lives 2 hours from Barb and Rooster so he calls in a favor and asks if he can stay with her for a night. Barb and Stan now live together (when Stan lives with both women he loves splitting time between houses).  Jack hears about Barb and everyone in their crime family is caught up. Jack knocks a door and two of the happiest weeks fly by and caught up in the make up for lost time attitude they get married in a quicky wedding at Wiggles strip club. Jack and Joy bond over their lack of family and Jack invites Barb, Stan, Stan's Mom, Rooster, Wiggles, and Melvin but no one knows how to get in touch with Gloria but Barb says she comes around once a year for their millionair-verasry and have a gal pal night. Joy just arranges the Officiant that Rooster finds familiar but he's older and Joy introduces as a friend of her father's and the only family she has left. 

The judge set up Jack for a violent crime. 

Joy and Judge are actually legally married. 

Jack ends up in prison for a crime he didn't commit and was sentenced by the judge that married him and 

Joy named Patsy, rooster putting it together. I'm her patsy...wait


Episode 1 Open on Jack in person talking thru a toilet, zoom out to melvin asking why he's so crazy, talking to a toilet. Jack calls Barb for help.  

Episode 2 found out how Jack ended up back in prison. Jack gets mad and tried petitioning the judge. Rooster finds Jack's letter in the garbage unopened at his DD after the Judge has his morning coffee. Rooster does something right and finds out Jack was framed. 

Episode 3 rooster tells jack that Jack was framed. Barb and Rooster visit Jack and ask what hes been up to since last season. Jack tells them how he was framed and he decided he's going to break out. Barb gets a call from Gloria, but the call is coming from inside the Big House. While Rooster tries to come up with a plan Barb talks to Gloria on the phone and Gloria reveals she is in the same prison but will not take a visit from Gloria, only phone. Barb tells her Jack is also in prison and this time he's getting out early...like for good behavior :) Gloria asks them to take her with them and tell Barb there is money in her house and she'll never find it without Gloria's help. Gloria says not to tell Jack she's there too but Gloria (like Rooster) immediately does and says where she is and everything. Jack starts finding the floor up toilet to talk to Gloria. Jack says he'll write a petition to the guys lawyer if he 

Episode 4 make a plan to break out of prison, flashback to several failed breakout attempts from his 26 years. 
Coffee gets a key to the unform cabinet, hot wire a prison transfer van. Someone pose as a cop and drive the other out. Gloria and Jack are weird with each other. Step one is to get Rooster access by getting the other coffee truck guy dumped....coffee tastes bad, coffee doesn't show up...something that Barb and Rooster will have to do. 


Episode 5 break out step one, Rooster does something right. Barb wants to help but also wants to find the money to fix some of her Mexican gold teeth. Tears up the house. 

Episode 6 

Episode 7 We find out Gloria is pregnant (an hour and a half in the yard, an hour for me, and half an hour for the little one).

Episode 8 Barb finds out Gloria is pregnant.  Rooster gets stuck in prison as an inmate

Episode 9 We find out how Rooster got stuck in prison.  Rooster brings coffee to the guards and spills on himself, he changes into inmate jumpsuit and the guard changes and he can't get out.  Wiggles gets high in the back of the dunkin donuts truck and passes out so she can't help Rooster.  

Cameo by the congresswoman who inadvertently helps sell the story by swearing he's undercover FBI. 

They break out, Jack sees that Gloria is pregnant, they hide out at Barb's house, split up the hidden money and escape to Canada.